‘Ban’-The new word that upholds the dignity of our nation!

‘Ban’-the newly developed trend that has suddenly come to surface, courtesy-Our very own sweet Indian Government.Well,atleast the Government is fighting for bovine freedom, emancipation of women, fair justice to victims, and punishment to murderers and rapists , ain’t they?! 

Anyway that can come later. In last month the authorities have banned from documentaries to sumptuous beef. Banning of beef in Maharashtra, the reason “gaaibhagwanhain” at least the cows saved their lives, all gratitude to our Indian Government. Why Cow should have all the fun? Err..Shouldn’t the first food to be banned by the BJP Government be lotus stems?! (someone tweeted this ,I just came across, funny right?).

But then who am I to decide, I am just a citizen of the largest democracy of India, a country whose government is ‘for the people, by the people, of the people’.

The other day while watching one of my favourite sitcoms in one of the English channel I was very content and overjoyed on seeing the simple word ‘naked’ been muted. Bravo !we were prevented from knowing a word that would scar our lives forever, hearing that very word would bring us doom. Hence I call such things as ‘divine muting’ this will lead us to heaven after our death, ‘our stairway to heaven’.

How can we forget about the ban of love? Yes I am talking about the Article 377,that penalises homosexual activities, as that is unnatural and violation to rules laid down by our religion. To the authorities, “You all PhDs in Hinduism,did you people hear about the “trityaPrakriti” ? Hindu mythology has ample examples of deities changing genders at different times or combining to form androgynous or hermaphroditic beings, a great example of homosexuality in Hindu scriptures can be seen when Lord Vishnu takes the form of the enchantress Mohini, inorder to trick the demons into giving up the “amrita”.

Later Lord Shiva gets attracted to Mohini and they have a relationship that results in the birth of a son.” So there my friends is a glorious example of a man changing his sex a.k.a transgender, then having a relationship with another man a.k.ahomosexuality.So dig deep Government before making any statement.

‘Right to information’ a façade that had been once included in the constitution of India is too at stake at the hands of our democratic Government.The BBC documentary on Nirbhaya was banned for television telecast as that would agitate people. Such heinous crimes are being backed up by lawyers and their statements on rape makes me put a trigger inside my mouth and shoot myself inside out. Rather than giving fair justice to India’s daughter our vegetable Government chose to ban stuff cause they are peace lovers, social agitations for good cause or justice is itself a crime. 

A very big crime !

Irony of the situation ,when you can piss in public but dare not kiss, my friends ! Once again this harms and violates the tradition and culture of our country.if only the guardians of Indian culture could stop the mass from breeding like rabbits in their houses, tell them about contraceptions.Butwait,sex education? Isn’t that banned too??

Bollywood why shall you be spared?! NO !use of curse words in bollywood banned too.No more giggles and fun dialogues cause that detoriates the dignity of our nation. String of curse words big NO NO ! Our Government want us to be as holy as “Gangajal”.

All these gets me thinking lately what else could be banned?! May be eating, talking...uhh..How about breathing??

SUVRANU CHAKRABORTY
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